1, one time I rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle and write, this was the murderer ... ...
2, the day at a friend's house, where did not find the phone does not know to friends by mobile phone call about his girlfriend and listen to where it is. I enter my number, according to a set aside key, the screen showed her my name saved: SB3 (and then was pleased, but fortunately, a third ...)< br>
3, today's group meeting in the school sudden unexpected sneezed, looked up, it was found in front of the nose Biao to the back of the girls, the woman is not aware of, so secretly want to help her erase, just his hand up, next to the girl discovered , shouted . I then scratched with a key. ..
5, college students that will be dinner, drinking 一杯接一杯 dry, one would have reflected the stomach. . .
rushed to the toilet, not stand on the spewing out of a place full of ah. . . . Susu mouth back down, nothing like people. After a while, friends got up and said to the toilet, I kindly advice: coins in the hole of the ....
7, high school, a job well done, the job, the teacher gave me this batch of 2 words, redo,
2nd day morning, I buy early, and then put the job of the table with him to help me pay,
parts of the most classic, and he wrote back in the redo of the old one, will not do. pay,
next to the tragedy even more tragic is the fast ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, graduated, he told me ,,,,,,< br>
8 , walking in the crowded streets behind the high-handed whistle suddenly sounded hurried sound, not react, a Buick commercial vehicles to hit my shoulders; I'm not angry, just gently took out the key, in the It is the process of forward planning of the road from beginning to end a beautiful
9, in a stall to buy socks, a pair of cheap, would have to buy thirty pairs, the results of only one black style, and selling socks忽悠 I said, a color is good, lost a top who can take the other can not see ... a thought also, he bought a thirty pairs ....
two days of a change to this The ...
results after a fast for two months, it could not stand at my table and said: you lazy dead, how say two months, you do not even exchange a pair of socks
me: .. ..
10, the recent cooling, and on the highway to see a strong man, open-top driving that a sports car, wearing a motorcycle helmet.
11, on a whim, take your own photos as your desktop ... and then my computer to a virus ...
12, high school with theory nonsense
Petrochemical ... ...
After a while I
My wife do it online to find a wife the day before
financial software, I'll give her computer, I sit and watch, the wife of skilled open www.google.com, entered in the search bar Open search results, Baidu, to find what she wanted - - +
now, I'm looking for something that will be with his wife, to google Baidu, ... ...
14, to say the students parents.
his parents first love. One day to go shopping, his mother spotted a down jacket, but a look at the price to pull his father away.
his father said: we can not afford can not try? For his father to his mother forcibly into the locker room.
out for his mother, his father take a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mother and ran, said: Run! While the salesperson is not!
his mother wearing a leather coat, the label floating outside, dragged by his dad flew out, just passing through a pillar, holding a post his mother cry. His father turned serious and said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mother cried even more fiercely. Then his father burst out laughing: Ha ha ha ha ... ... clothes when I get the money you have paid before.
15, batch job, see the students do not draw geometric problems, readily Comments: No plans no truth ~
16, his girlfriend want to check calls, send text messages to 10086: still calls me left many
17, students A car accident, leg fracture, several of us play a good hospital
students entered the hospital to see his
Ministry
I met his parents Ask A quickly forward to the results of an open condition
became
.
18, on the high school, the most funny thing
it would be no money, we often pool to buy cigarettes, the day they bought me and my buddy a Heyan just ready to go to the toilet pumping
results to class, the class teacher of the class, forget it
first class when the class to see the guy sneaking wrote a note, and then rub a large group, I was thrown over
see the class teacher, class teacher directly down off the table, standing on the podium and began to read
sweat ing, if I know the above is written in what, I would rather not swallow
her class teacher and a mouth: two Under the two of us equally,
I completely silent ... ... RZ
19, my roommate make fun of me, and I hide the purse in a little box, MD The problem is that little box is a woman I want to send guanzou User's gift, I send too much bad to purse two days later find themselves no more. I am in Wuhan, my ID card, bank card, his girlfriend's photographs in guanzou Nvwang hands.
20, yesterday in Wal-Mart, suddenly hurt my stomach, suppressing burst into the bathroom, just an earth-shattering eruption began to squat, the results of the children next door burst into tears, her mother asked her how she said the smell ~ ~
21, arrived in the coastal, uninstall completed. Task is a fielding drill attachment for anti-landing exercise division, and everyone flew the vehicle to prepare. I'm using grease gun to the road wheel lubrication, fat political commissar standing behind me for a moment, concerned said: small comrades hard it! There are 12 tanks did not expect the wheels to boost the morale of soldiers, tanks, not easy ah!
I was moved almost to tears.
22, is always on the high school class that we gather to smoke
day I just have a more proud to tell you what, I smoked the results of other people are pumping slow
finished, I left half-root, look fast for a class, the big mouth and suck two
teacher suddenly came in, I asked myself a thrown on the ground, and stamped a foot
sucked, but just had two cigarette Hold your breath
have seen the class teacher, came over and asked me, you do not smoke
I shook my head teacher: teacher talk
anger continued shaking his head: you gave to me
Me: I ... do not ... pumping ... smoke ... (along with the smoke spewing from the nose and mouth continued)
teacher has not choked laugh ... ...
23, today, to have dinner with work colleagues , both of us ordered a plate of fried eggs, pepper, and found a hair, and my colleagues to pick up the hair with chopsticks, shouting, you see the boss ~ ~ What is this? Owner of a look, oh, sigh ~ called, to, come! To the lady for a pair of chopsticks
24, spent 50 dollars on the Internet bought a piece of hand-made face soap, did not use the two days, the evening found the time to think about with a half has been thin, above, these are bubbles, anger me vomit blood.
My dad said, you're that good with soap, bath covered with slippery.
25, Pisa, Italy, the first time to eat, do not know Chisha to 38 per cent point is 8 yuan to send a cheese course.
meal complete, found that something was lacking, I thought, had fewer copies of cheese,
then shouted: Waiter, my share of cheese not on how ah? I have finished, but also to not make people eat?
Waiter: Sir, that you have poured your cheese pizza ...
me: okay, you go to busy bar ...
26, at noon back to the dormitory, see me cup with Coke, direct a full drink. My face was green finish. Quarters that the original man bought a bag of dumplings vinegar, no place to fall, with my glass installed. . .
27, topics like the teacher to join them, one day the teacher Topic: >
28, I'm kind of forgetful, bath last night and forgot to turn off the gas ...
then my mom helped me clean up the mess on the side of the side said: So you must not sin, because certainly leave evidence of a crime ...
29, to complete a physical day, not hungry, went to restaurant for dinner, many people, too crowded, too chaotic, I call on the ladies Dafan: lost keys, when not found, then go back and find!
of young lovers in the roadside, where the men suddenly moved to say: Who is it? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my! My
later learned, turned out that the woman was pregnant. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
31, High School next door to my true story ..
like sleeping person A in the class ... The teacher found
he called a well done to the blackboard .. Solutions to questions .....
not write the words to a public humiliation for a fact did not come to the blackboard
teachers began to sour him ..
school grades are so bad they dare to sleep ought to be ashamed < br> head is not at home ... only to sleep all day ...
did not expect to write ... .. he actually has a very nice solution ...
teacher got a little embarrassment. .. had to let him return to his seat not good ....
tube did not think he actually was kind enough to choke a teacher ....
I sleep for about
you will still not be to ask me
32, my brother went to play basketball in a primary school, a low-grade girls asked to hear a low-grade boys: Mom gave me three dollars a day, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your ..
33, saying that my girlfriend to play summer jobs, in a square to sell mobile phone handsets
One day at noon, lunch time, almost no stores, my girlfriend came the counter next to an uncle-class people will look at mobile phones, just not that section of the counter eating MM, weakly, and looked at it not like Uncle buy a mobile phone Zhu Er, no it on the counter with his arm supported her head, because the MM chest (crab) of relatively large, the uncle suddenly found watching it to see MM's milk (crab) channel, eyes are looking straight out, my wife found out, would like to remind you that the MM, the results of MM no response, a few minutes later, MM openings: Big Brother, watching enough? seen enough to buy a cell phone it ... ...
Results uncle said nothing, bought a cell phone running for the door and fled to the ... ...
34, heard friends say, a colleague of his relatives to Xiamen, Xiamen, e relative to the one cartoon, on the bus, this e to the driver who looked at cartoons, wanted to find the location, the driver stopped him and said: : school dormitories, toilets, squatting) toilet, squatting for too long legs a little buzz, so he propped the door handle to maintain balance, and then feel they have to come out of a toilet, so he began to push as hard, with their hands unconsciously the force, the results 。。。。。 I X, locks broken, and I rolled out.
you think you were the friend of a friend out to see the scene?! a light (crab) Ding students suddenly rolled out from the toilet, but also accompanied by a toilet in his jet out of PP, absolutely shocking!!! and all of a floor, basically all know, I X!! this life in the gang suppressed the front of the class ...
36, the morning her husband took me to the unit left, and then I suddenly received his text message: and immediately went to you, dear. the more people bus windows were shut, the car smell bad some people are naturally frowned. But that look of MM it is natural to her from his pocket and saw a straw on the side of the mouth and to windows open a gap, greedy sucking the air out of this by no means the general ah 。。。。。 =. =
38, we always like pretending to maths teacher told me a humorous joke that no one laughed
we discuss spoof on him a whole class, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
day he came in, silent a moment that he dad died I immediately
laugh, others silent.
39, water and soil it
see a few in a very serious cashier
a child ran across a pile of coins, ran to sing: in front of Bridge downstream through a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight....
cashier is depressed and then the number of coins in half the number of ....< br to go back and re- >
40, high school boarding school, some students go home to let him help me picking up some things, they send text messages: to the point of my clothes and money to burn.
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